Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Frodocam is coming soon


FRODOCAM IS COMING Posted by Picasa

The birds are back...but still no eggs or camera yet Frodocam

Saturday, August 27, 2005

TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS

TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out
All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison
By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one song is. . . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke
Up With A Few

Friday, August 26, 2005


What I would love for Christmas Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

competition

I need help...this is Dejavu!...I am sure we have done this

choose a word,any word,change one letter and give it a new and hopefully amusing new meaning and I havetill saterday to enter it and win a bottle of champers...I promise to share the bottle....lol...Orlando Trilogy magnum

New addition to the family...this is Buffy. Cocker/Beagle mix..and full of the "Oh how could you scold me I am so adorable" looks. Not doing well on the housebreaking, we're resorting to crating her .....oh the tears and the crying and the blood curdling yelps at night... Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 22, 2005


A new what is it...get your thinking caps on Posted by Picasa

Saturday, August 20, 2005


Here's a pic from the news helicopter of the housefire.  Posted by Picasa

Housefire phoon..you'll have to excuse my appearance..it was about 150 degrees yesterday afternoon and it was a big big house. The house was completely destroyed as we had to go at it in defense mode.

Lightening strike was the cause..(I know it's a terrible pose, I'm still working on perfecting it). I'm soaked to the skin... Posted by Picasa

Friday, August 19, 2005


A complicated Equation Posted by Picasa

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Pierce Brosnan Out As James Bond, 007

Pierce Brosnan Out As James Bond, 007
By Associated Press

NEW YORK - A single, surprising phone call and it was over. That's how Pierce Brosnan says he learned that his services as James Bond would no longer be required.

"One phone call, that's all it took!" the 52-year-old actor tells Entertainment Weekly magazine in its Aug. 19 issue.

Brosnan starred in four Bond films. He says that before they stopped negotiations, the producers had invited him back for a fifth time.
"You know, the movie career for me really started with Bond," says Brosnan, acknowledging that by the time "GoldenEye" premiered in 1995, he was already 42.

He then starred as 007 in "Tomorrow Never Dies" (1997), "The World Is Not Enough" (1999) and "Die Another Day" (2002).
His departure from the role was a "titanic jolt to the system," says Brosnan, followed by "a great sense of calm."

"I thought. ... I can do anything I want to do now. I'm not beholden to them or anyone. I'm not shackled by some contracted image. So there was a sense of liberation."

Brosnan says he's grateful to have had the role, but adds: "It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners _ which I loathed _ and I always felt phony doing them."

He plays a foulmouthed, skirt-chasing hit man in the upcoming film "The Matador."

"(For this) to come on the heels of my departure from the world of Bond is sweet grace, to play this one as a farewell to that chapter in time _ it certainly wasn't planned."

So, who do you think should be the new James Bond?
Brad Pitt, Ralph Fiennes, Bruce Willis, Val Kimmner to name a few.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Why We can never win

Concentrate and stay focused

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- - silence - -

HUSBAND:
F**k

Friday, August 05, 2005


Funny Posted by Picasa

Thursday, August 04, 2005


I thought this was sooo true Posted by Picasa

Pattys new word of the day...Ladette!

LADETTE... a lively sociable young woman