I knew my coffee cup was somewhere...its been lost for a while...lol
History in the Movies columns
4 years ago
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Doggles
doggles...(giggle giggle), ahh, where's the dignity in being a dog these days???
Their catchphrase...protecting the world..one dog at a time.
Monday, May 30, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Identity Cards
Results of a private poll done by NFO Survey, regarding a recent proposal to issue every American citizen a national identification card.
50% of the respondents were in favor of such a card
33% of respondents were not in favor
17% were unsure
Would you carry a national identity card?
The survey also asked for opinions about another current issue under discussion by government and other organizations - the potential use of biometric data (such as fingerprints or DNA) to verify identity.
52% of respondents thought that use of biometric data to verify identity would make it much harder for terrorists to operate within the United States.
61% felt it would greatly reduce personal privacy because the government would be able to track your movements and 64% indicated that they believed there would be a high potential for government to misuse the information.
69% reported that they thought biometrics would make identity theft more difficult.
Only 49% felt that the use of biometrics for a government-issued I.D. would make America more secure
50% of the respondents were in favor of such a card
33% of respondents were not in favor
17% were unsure
Would you carry a national identity card?
The survey also asked for opinions about another current issue under discussion by government and other organizations - the potential use of biometric data (such as fingerprints or DNA) to verify identity.
52% of respondents thought that use of biometric data to verify identity would make it much harder for terrorists to operate within the United States.
61% felt it would greatly reduce personal privacy because the government would be able to track your movements and 64% indicated that they believed there would be a high potential for government to misuse the information.
69% reported that they thought biometrics would make identity theft more difficult.
Only 49% felt that the use of biometrics for a government-issued I.D. would make America more secure
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Three Things
On the BBC coverage of the Chelsea Garden Show today, the question "What one flower would you take on a desert island with you", was asked.
So my question is, what three flowers would you take on a desert island with you.
So my question is, what three flowers would you take on a desert island with you.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Blogger, blogger.
Just sent a picture up, but it wouldn't send, so did it again and again, will probably end up with three or four pictures, I'll delete this evening. If they appear beforehand, could someone delete the excess please.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Why Men are happier
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or! mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. !
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or! mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. !
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Friday, May 13, 2005
Night out permission slips
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Locations to be visited
Females with whom conversation
is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
Request is: APPROVED DENIED
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
............................................................................................................................................................................
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I’m going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Locations to be visited
Females with whom conversation
is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
Request is: APPROVED DENIED
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
............................................................................................................................................................................
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I’m going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Airline Meals on the web
What will they put on the internet next??
As a former airline employee, I found this site to be pretty funny. I mean, come of folks, it's an airline...not a restaurant at 30,000 feet!!!
Still, it's nice to see that my former employer is still hanging in there with the rest of them (ha ha ha ha)
As a former airline employee, I found this site to be pretty funny. I mean, come of folks, it's an airline...not a restaurant at 30,000 feet!!!
Still, it's nice to see that my former employer is still hanging in there with the rest of them (ha ha ha ha)
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Live Dispatch Feeds
Patty posted this on her own webpage, but I thought I would post it myself here. If anyone is interested, you can hear the live calls being dispatched to the surrounding Fire/EMS Services in the Houston area. Because most of Houston is not incorporated, Fire and EMS is dependent on volunteers to organize, supervise and operate this invaluable service. This is what I have been working so hard on for so long and am continuing to train for EMS. Once you click on the link (hidden in the posting title) scroll down to near the bottom and you will see the links titled HCEC Live CAD feed, this is an auto-updating webpage that shows all the current live calls in operation. It gives the time of the call, street and cross street, nature of the call, and the responding units. If you click on the link titled Cmmd Live Audio Feed, you can hear the calls as they are being toned out.
My department, Atascocita (pronounced Uh-tass-ko-see-tuh) operates under the station number of 19. So, all of our apparatus are designated Medic 19, Medic 29, Medic 39, Engine 19, Engine 29, Ladder 19, Brush 19, Rehab 19 (thats me, the water girl, ha ha). You might occasionally see LF1, LF2, LF3, or LF4 on a call. This identifier is for Lifeflight, our air ambulance service. You can take a look at my fire department's webpage here http://www.avfd.com. It needs to be updated, but you can see our new patch, and some of our trucks and stuff.
Also, dispatching is what I did previous to becoming a fire fighter/EMT-B. They outsourced the dispatching to the county and I lost my job as a dispatcher (boo hoo).
Anyways, not sure if this stuff interests any of you. Just an insight into me and my little life in my little part of the world.
My department, Atascocita (pronounced Uh-tass-ko-see-tuh) operates under the station number of 19. So, all of our apparatus are designated Medic 19, Medic 29, Medic 39, Engine 19, Engine 29, Ladder 19, Brush 19, Rehab 19 (thats me, the water girl, ha ha). You might occasionally see LF1, LF2, LF3, or LF4 on a call. This identifier is for Lifeflight, our air ambulance service. You can take a look at my fire department's webpage here http://www.avfd.com. It needs to be updated, but you can see our new patch, and some of our trucks and stuff.
Also, dispatching is what I did previous to becoming a fire fighter/EMT-B. They outsourced the dispatching to the county and I lost my job as a dispatcher (boo hoo).
Anyways, not sure if this stuff interests any of you. Just an insight into me and my little life in my little part of the world.
Monday, May 09, 2005
This is the inside of the Tate Modern. (I really do have to get this off my chest). This building is an old power station, converted into this lovely modern looking (well on the inside) interior. However, I really do think that it is wasted on the so called art which occupies it. I have looked at this stuff, and puzzled at it. It really is a load of old rubbish, and my taxes have contributed to housing it, it's a good thing it was free entry, or I would have asked for my money back (actually we saw two floors, and decided to give the rest a miss). There are better drawings on our classroom walls, I have been in a local sixth form (16 year olds) art classroom, and their art is far superior.
That is my beef over.
Sue
Saturday, May 07, 2005
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