"Bloody computers"

How can someone get used to understanding computers.
Have been trying to get used to a new system at work that is supposed to be the be all greatest blah blah blah..."there is that dog joke again"sorry patty!!!have two at home...slow as ,but we dont get broadband 20 minutes out of the city...yet!!!...keep logging into telstra...give them your number and maybe...just maybe... one day,we wont be forgotton...anyhow I have a better scenic view than they have in town at their office..I have had my say ,now it is bed time...see ya all at sunrise